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Dear Mr. Leprechaun,

I am writing this letter to you because I found myself sitting on my couch, wondering, what life would be like if I were a very short, red headed, Irishman dressed in green. My biggest concern with all the aspects of your lifestyle would have to be why you insist on hiding your gold at the end of a rainbow. Is it not very inconvenient to only be able to retrieve your gold while it is sunny and raining at the same time? Not only that, but you have to walk all the way to the rainbow and all the way over top of it. With your short legs that seems like quite the hike. More importantly, what happens if the sun goes behind a cloud or if it stops raining while you’re on the rainbow? That’s a heck of a fall... you might want to look into opening a bank account... soon.

Concerned for your safety

Sincerely, CAZ